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Musings of a Teenage Genius...
My So-called Therapist 
8th-Jul-2009 10:01 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
Parvati fucking Patil. My mother said she'd hired someone competent, not a gossiping troll. And as for her methods... she's a dirty bitch, wanting us to show her our routine, like we're performing monkeys. And there is nothing wrong with how I view sex with Blaise. Stupid little wench, how dare she presume that I can't rip his clothes off because I respect 'the mother of my children' too much.

Psychobabble bullshit. I refuse to listen.
Comments 
8th-Jul-2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
Ugh! THAT cow?!

...when you say "show her our routine", what do you mean, exactly?
9th-Jul-2009 07:03 am (UTC)
She means fuck like pornstars in front of her. The girl is a depraved whore.
9th-Jul-2009 02:16 pm (UTC)
...you didn't, did you?
9th-Jul-2009 02:19 pm (UTC)
And deprive you the fun of watching?
9th-Jul-2009 10:10 am (UTC)
He means it exactly how it sounds. Of course, it's going to be a little difficult since we don't have a routine. >:(
9th-Jul-2009 02:17 pm (UTC)
That's obscene. I told you that you should find someone else.
9th-Jul-2009 09:12 pm (UTC)
Well, apparently Draco's alright with it. God, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore..
8th-Jul-2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Yes, I was completely taken by surprise that it was Parvati. Doesn't this go against some kind of regulations or something? Isn't your therapist supposed to be someone you haven't slept with? Of course that would put pretty much all of my past therapists out of bounds...

Maybe... maybe that's how they do it.. the showing her thing... she seemed to know what she was doing, Draco...

And.. I think she might have had a point with the mother of your children thing... if you think about it...

Draco, you have to try! :( She can't help us if we don't at least try to listen to her!
9th-Jul-2009 07:07 am (UTC)
Well, I've not slept with her, but I've slept with her sister and we all know they're one and the same.

You want us to have sex in front of Parvati Patil? It'll be in Lavender Brown's column by the end of the week.

If I think about what? You're the one who wanted my respect! Always complaining and whining that I only see you as a disposable slut. Well, I don't now.
9th-Jul-2009 09:32 am (UTC)
Don't say that to her face, she'll scratch your eyes out. She hates being compared to her sister. Especially during sex...

Well, if it'll help! She went to school for this, if she says it's going to help, then I think we ought to try it! And I don't think... well, she doesn't expect us to actually have sex in front of her... just sort of tell her about it... right? and it...might be exciting anyway.

I do not whine and complain! >:( You're making me out to be completely unreasonable! I don't see how wanting a little respect from your own husband could be seen as 'complaining'! And you've never seen me as a disposable slut, I've always been special to you, so shut up!

AND what I meant was that maybe she has a point about you being a complete prude because I'm the 'mother of your children!' We both know you haven't exactly taken any spectacular interest in me since Scarlett was born. Though I'm beginning to doubt it has anything to do with 'respect'!
9th-Jul-2009 09:38 am (UTC)
She spends far too much time talking to you and ignoring me. I'm going to have to get nasty. It's the only way these ethnics work.

She's a dirty slut and always was in school. She wants to see it and I will not give the the satisfaction. She can just sit there and listen and DEAL with it.

Pure poppycock. Scarlett's birth has nothing to do with this. I am not a prude, just tired. It's got nothing to do with the fact Scarlett is just like you and pure and good.
9th-Jul-2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
...so are you really talking about your sex problems publicly? Really?
9th-Jul-2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
It's not like everyone doesn't know how fucking irresistible I am to my husband.
9th-Jul-2009 09:56 pm (UTC)
That's..not what this post is about. What's with you?
9th-Jul-2009 09:59 pm (UTC)
It's not enough that I'm apparently so hideous that he won't even touch me?
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