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Musings of a Teenage Genius...
My So-called Therapist 
8th-Jul-2009 10:01 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
Parvati fucking Patil. My mother said she'd hired someone competent, not a gossiping troll. And as for her methods... she's a dirty bitch, wanting us to show her our routine, like we're performing monkeys. And there is nothing wrong with how I view sex with Blaise. Stupid little wench, how dare she presume that I can't rip his clothes off because I respect 'the mother of my children' too much.

Psychobabble bullshit. I refuse to listen.
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9th-Jul-2009 09:32 am (UTC)
Don't say that to her face, she'll scratch your eyes out. She hates being compared to her sister. Especially during sex...

Well, if it'll help! She went to school for this, if she says it's going to help, then I think we ought to try it! And I don't think... well, she doesn't expect us to actually have sex in front of her... just sort of tell her about it... right? and it...might be exciting anyway.

I do not whine and complain! >:( You're making me out to be completely unreasonable! I don't see how wanting a little respect from your own husband could be seen as 'complaining'! And you've never seen me as a disposable slut, I've always been special to you, so shut up!

AND what I meant was that maybe she has a point about you being a complete prude because I'm the 'mother of your children!' We both know you haven't exactly taken any spectacular interest in me since Scarlett was born. Though I'm beginning to doubt it has anything to do with 'respect'!
9th-Jul-2009 09:38 am (UTC)
She spends far too much time talking to you and ignoring me. I'm going to have to get nasty. It's the only way these ethnics work.

She's a dirty slut and always was in school. She wants to see it and I will not give the the satisfaction. She can just sit there and listen and DEAL with it.

Pure poppycock. Scarlett's birth has nothing to do with this. I am not a prude, just tired. It's got nothing to do with the fact Scarlett is just like you and pure and good.
9th-Jul-2009 09:49 am (UTC)
Maybe that's how it's supposed to work! Maybe she'll talk to you later. I see no reason why she'd want to only hear from me. Maybe if you wouldn't glare at her the entire time, she'd ask you a question or two! What do you mean you're going to have to get nasty? Draco, I swear, if you get us kicked out of another office...

You just don't want to have sex with me, period! She's a professional and she's trying to help us! I can't believe this, we finally get the help we need and now you're refusing to even do what she says! Or maybe you just </i>can't</i>.

What are you talking about. Of course Scarlett is not just like me. Neither one of us is pure and good! You seem to have forgotten the tantrum she threw two days ago over the pineapple. You've never been this tired before.
9th-Jul-2009 09:58 am (UTC)
What do I care if I get kicked out. If she's ridiculous enough to be affected by what I say, she's a lousy therapist as it is.

How dare you question my manly prowess! I could sex you up right on her desk!

She's SO precious when she screams and throws things...
9th-Jul-2009 10:04 am (UTC)
Well... I guess that's true enough....

Oh yes, that's why you're making up every excuse you can find to get out of it. I'm sure you're so capable. Or are you going to tell me it's me. If it's me, you'd better just tell me, she's going to figure it out anyway, that's her job.

... this is completely not what we're talking about at all!
9th-Jul-2009 10:12 am (UTC)
Exactly. I'm always right about these things.

RIGHT. Next session, I'm having you on her desk.

And she goes so pink and when she sobs and puts out her arms, expecting love even when she's being a naughty madam.
9th-Jul-2009 10:23 am (UTC)
Well, not always.

Ha, I'll believe that when I see it. I know how this is going to turn out. You'll be all bravado on the way there and then when she gets there and we get down to business you'll start on about 'privacy' and your 'rights and family diginity' and get all surly again and end up doing nothing. Hmm, why does that sound so familiar.

Really. A naughty madam. I can't say I see the attraction.
9th-Jul-2009 10:25 am (UTC)
Always.

I'LL DO IT AND YOU WILL EAT THOSE WORDS.

And the way her cute bottom lip curls and she tries to tag along with the boys but they won't let her... my darling little girl.
9th-Jul-2009 10:30 am (UTC)
No.

You know what, I am SO certain that you're not even going to manage to get my clothes off, that I'm going to wear my most embarrassing piece of underwear that day.

I'm sure there are other people more interested in hearing all this, if you're planning to keep going on.
9th-Jul-2009 10:36 am (UTC)
Yes.

... underwear? In front of Parvati Patil? Are you MAD? I don't want that whore looking at what's mine.

Don't you love your daughter? She's such a gift...
9th-Jul-2009 10:43 am (UTC)
No, Draco.

... Draco I'm not sure what you had imagined shagging me on Parvati's desk would entail...

I love my daughter, but I don't feel the need to talk about her every moment of the day, most especially when I'm trying to talk to my husband about our (non-existant) sex life.
9th-Jul-2009 10:52 am (UTC)
Yes, Blaise.

When I shag you on her desk (repeatedly), I'll be on top of you and she'll see in graphic detail that you're mine.

.. but she's so amazing.
9th-Jul-2009 11:03 am (UTC)
No. Stop.

She knows that I'm yours, Draco. She's the one trying to make sure it stays that way.

Ok.
9th-Jul-2009 11:05 am (UTC)
Yes. You first.

No she isn't. She's a skanky, foreign little prostitute and she better keep her hands off you.
9th-Jul-2009 11:11 am (UTC)
Fine.

She can't do anything with me, she'd lose her job! Besides, she knows I love you, and that I want to be with you, why else would we be talking to her!

I don't want you to do me on her desk. It's wrong and that's private and you wouldn't do it to fix our problems but you'd do it just to show off and you're not even trying to make any of this work! You're not taking it seriously at all! All you can talk about is our stupid therapist's stupid curry and rice heritage and her stupid slut sister!
9th-Jul-2009 11:23 am (UTC)
Do you love me? I don't even know anymore.

I'm the one who booked this, how could I not be serious?
9th-Jul-2009 11:29 am (UTC)
What makes you think I don't? How can you even say that.

You don't sound serious. Everything she's said you've dismissed. You refuse every bit of advice she gives us... why are we even going if you're just going to... be like that!
9th-Jul-2009 11:48 am (UTC)
I just... I'm not the only one who doesn't make a move. It takes two people not to have sex.

I'm still going, aren't I? They like it if you have some fight in you. You're being too reasonable.
9th-Jul-2009 09:34 pm (UTC)
... right. But how can I do that? You come home exhausted, how am i supposed to 'make a move'? You're just going to end up thinking I'm overly demanding and get upset with me and it's not like you ever even seem interested anyway, how am I supposed to do anything! If you don't want to, then I'm not going to force you!

... I see...... that's... I see..
9th-Jul-2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
Look, if you don't want to be with me, just say so. You never had a problem making a move, no matter how tired I've been. If you've changed how you feel... we have to deal with it.
10th-Jul-2009 03:18 am (UTC)
No way, you are not putting this all on me! I've never had a problem making a move before because you've never been this tired before! There are signs, you know.. body language! If I thought there were any sign that you were interested at all, don't you think i would make a move! I could prance around nude and I bet you'd barely even notice, except maybe to tell me to put some clothes on!

Just admit whatever this is and be done with it... you're not attracted to me anymore, I'm not doing it right, you're bored, you don't need it anymore, whatever the problem is, just tell me!

I've not changed how I feel.. jesus christ...Pansy, talk to him!!
10th-Jul-2009 03:48 am (UTC)
Er..uh. He's not changed how he feels, Draco! Honest! He talks about you all the time, and it's mostly about how he wishes that you felt more yourself! Or something like that..
10th-Jul-2009 03:54 am (UTC)
Bless you for trying, darling.
10th-Jul-2009 06:32 am (UTC)
That's not true I am attracted to you. I just feel so...

Blaise, what are we going to do?
10th-Jul-2009 06:58 am (UTC)
You feel so.. what? Why can't you just tell me? Maybe I can make it better. Maybe I can change something or do something more like you want it. If this is not how you imagined your life, if there's something else you want, tell me..

... I don't know! I don't know what to do!
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