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Musings of a Teenage Genius...
My So-called Therapist 
8th-Jul-2009 10:01 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
Parvati fucking Patil. My mother said she'd hired someone competent, not a gossiping troll. And as for her methods... she's a dirty bitch, wanting us to show her our routine, like we're performing monkeys. And there is nothing wrong with how I view sex with Blaise. Stupid little wench, how dare she presume that I can't rip his clothes off because I respect 'the mother of my children' too much.

Psychobabble bullshit. I refuse to listen.
9th-Jul-2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
Would it help if I said I'd jump in the sack with you?
9th-Jul-2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
Now you're making fun of me. I can make you do laps, you know.
9th-Jul-2009 10:23 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
I'm not, actually. Now what would you say?
9th-Jul-2009 10:28 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
... Blaise will murder me if he knows about us.

Funny how that's not convincing me to refuse.
9th-Jul-2009 10:31 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
There'd be a great deal of murdering going on between a great many people.
9th-Jul-2009 10:33 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Yes... Merlin's arse, when did everything get so complicated?
9th-Jul-2009 10:35 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
A long, long time ago.

So...are you still free tomorrow while they're gone to go dance? Or are they still going to dance?
9th-Jul-2009 10:39 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
I should probably go... make an effort, like you said. Fuck, I loathe community dancing. I can just imagine old people with bad hips and beginners with no rhythm.

Funny how bad a dancer you are considering what you can do with that pelvis of yours.

You know, we should probably stop doing this. Some time. I feel like I should feel guilty.
9th-Jul-2009 10:41 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Oh. Yeah. I did say that, didn't I. Well, what the hell is wrong with me?

Ha, ha. Dancing is different from sex, I don't see how the two are even related.

Yeah...yeah, me too. It'd be best if we just quit.
9th-Jul-2009 10:45 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
You obviously want to save my marriage. The irony hurts my teeth.

Oh, they're very alike. I'll have to show you some time, save the next unfortunate soul you dance with from bruised feet.

Yes. We should really.

But should doesn't mean we will.
9th-Jul-2009 10:53 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Yes. I'm just that giving.

I don't know why you're complaining, it's not like you and I ever dance together.

...shame on us.
9th-Jul-2009 10:57 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Well, you are Harry Potter.

That sounds like a terrifying challenge.

.. he'll seriously freak out if he finds out. There's a reason I didn't tell him the first time. It's just.. different with you. There's something about you and me together that sets him off more than anything else. I don't want him hurt.
9th-Jul-2009 11:05 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
So you always remind me.

It wasn't meant to be. I don't want to dance with you, you'd be a dictator.

..yeah, I don't want him or Gin finding out. So it's best if we just...don't let that happen.
9th-Jul-2009 11:10 pm (UTC) - Re: [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
You always sound so sad when you're reminded. You're almost as cool as me.

You need someone to whip you into shape.

...right. Good, great. No telling Blaise.
10th-Jul-2009 03:25 am (UTC) - [mug]
10th-Jul-2009 03:38 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
10th-Jul-2009 03:41 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
And since WHEN has this been going on young lady? Such shenanigans, I have never seen!
10th-Jul-2009 03:46 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
We were just messing around. XD But LOL. I was waiting for your reaction and you did not disappoint XD
10th-Jul-2009 03:49 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Hahaha!!! Just when I think I have everything figured out, something like this pops up! It's like reading a suspense novel, but with a bigger surprise ending than all others! I get palpitations! :D

Wait... so wait... what is going on here??? I'm past the shock, into a state of confusion! (I think i skipped over denial.. or does that come later?)
10th-Jul-2009 03:54 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Palpitations? LOL

Oh, well, I think Harry and Draco are getting off sometimes after work. I believe that's what Tas and I decided on. Unless you want to kill us, in which case the whooooole thing can be deleted. ;)
10th-Jul-2009 03:58 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Aha!!!! I knew it!!!! (I didn't really, but obviously! No body could work that closely with Harry and not end up sleeping with him!)

Blaise gets to find out, yes??? In a fun and fabulous way that we have not done before already??? :D
10th-Jul-2009 04:00 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
What fun and fabulous way would you suggest? LOL. I can't imagine Tasy saying no, after all, Draco gets to find out about B/P.

Oh, these people are so depraved. Next we'll find out that Ginny and Hermione have been doin' it. (They haven't)
10th-Jul-2009 04:06 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
I don't know!! Something new and creative! We've already done the Walk In. And the Cheater telling. And the Cheater's partner blabbing. And the Discovery of Leftover Evidence. What else can we do?

Hahaha!! I was about to get very excited!
10th-Jul-2009 04:08 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
You're right...short of it being written in the sky with an airplane, it's hard to think of a new inventive way for Blaise to find out..

This bears some thinking..
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16th-Jul-2009 05:26 pm (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Are you sure they haven't?

...ignore me, I am so lost and have no idea as to what's gone on lately that I don't know what's what XD
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