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Musings of a Teenage Genius...
My So-called Therapist 
8th-Jul-2009 10:01 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
Parvati fucking Patil. My mother said she'd hired someone competent, not a gossiping troll. And as for her methods... she's a dirty bitch, wanting us to show her our routine, like we're performing monkeys. And there is nothing wrong with how I view sex with Blaise. Stupid little wench, how dare she presume that I can't rip his clothes off because I respect 'the mother of my children' too much.

Psychobabble bullshit. I refuse to listen.
Comments 
10th-Jul-2009 06:23 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
No! Draco's neglectfulness turns into his "Oh my god, I was sleeping with Potter while he was sleeping with Pansy, I started this, what the hell is the matter with me..."

I vote that Blaise breaks into Parvati's office and listens to her one on one pensieve sessions with Draco XD She made Draco put his dirty Harry memories in there so he could start a new with Blaise.

"You're not sleeping with Blaise because the guilt of being with Harry is eating you up, and you worry he can somehow smell Harry on you. Yet you only sleep with Harry when Blaise is dancing and doing something you can't involve yourself in. It's a vicious circle. You have to finish this and come clean before this rots away at your marriage."

She's a good therapist really :P
10th-Jul-2009 08:46 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
When did he start sleeping with Potter? :O I hear it's one of those staying late working overtime at the office relationships. ;P

Oh my god, Blaise will go into shock seeing all that! He'll be completely incapable of speech, or breathing for that matter. He'll sit there quietly and watch all these memories and then it will hit him just exactly what he's seeing and he'll totally pass out. Oh my god, it's Blaise's walk in and pass out moment! He gets one too!!! :D :D :D

But yes, Blaise will totally break into Parvati's office. After Draco finds out about him and Pansy, he'll be all worried about Draco's mental state and feel all guilty and he'll break in to see if there's any intel. on how Draco really feels.

Oh my god, Blaise totally used to be able to smell Harry on Draco! :P He's forgotten how by now though, Draco stressed needlessly! Aww, poor paranoid boy.

She IS good! :D Who knew!
10th-Jul-2009 08:56 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
When Blaise and Pans started their dance lessons! See, D/B are so in sync now they cheat at the same time!

Oh, Draco'll DIE Blaise knows. He was feeling so guilty, he's not an accomplished cheater :P And poor Blaise, having to see that! blaise is probably more sussed because Draco's not angry, just in shock. :) He'll not want to tell Blaise and will just be all, "It's okay, I forgive you, let's forget this okay - everything?" and want to start over. But alas! :D

Shame, their date would have been promising!
10th-Jul-2009 09:07 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Aww, that's so weird and romantic!

Yes, Blaise will start getting worried if not suspicious when Draco isn't more upset. I don't even know how to have Blaise react after the initial shock. Will he be bitchy and make outrageous demands? Will he sigh and try to pretend it never happened and become all clingy with Draco? Will he be in a rage and demand a divorce? Will he get all detached and cold and practical? Will he cry and forgive Draco the moment he sees him? I just don't know!

They'll have another one, no worries. :) Parvati to the rescue!
10th-Jul-2009 09:33 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Awww, who knows! It's a lottery of emotion! Draco'll have a little cry. He's never the crying type. He feels so bad :D He'll sniff and look pitiful and beg for forgiveness.

Parvati has her work cut out but I think she can do it :P
10th-Jul-2009 10:46 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Aww, Blaise never could resist a sad apologetic Draco. Draco won't have to beg for long, Blaise will forgive him right away. But not before saying a few mean snarky things I'm sure!

I think she can! I think after everything goes down, those two will do whatever she says.
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10th-Jul-2009 11:04 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Heh, Blaise will give up sooner than later, i imagine. Draco's gonna get off so easy this time! But of course he always does, that sly minx. :P

Well, at least she can't say her job is boring. :) (Does she really eventually get to watch them have sex???)
10th-Jul-2009 11:12 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Ha, Blaise was naughty too but Draco knows his is a lot worse.

Oh, that'll be her payment :D
10th-Jul-2009 11:16 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Blaise will totally feel guilty too, but try to cover it up by using that excuse! Maybe Draco will go dancing with Blaise now! In public! :D


Ah, the life of a therapist. Wait, is that even legal? :P I'm sure they'll put on an especially good show if they're happy with her services.
10th-Jul-2009 11:20 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Ha, he will dance with him :D

Oh, it's totally illegal but she is a dirty bitch :D She'll lean forward and watch.
10th-Jul-2009 11:24 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
I'd say he probably shouldn't ever let Blaise go dancing by himself again. :D

She should totally record it and sell copies on the internet.
10th-Jul-2009 11:26 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Oh he won't! :P

Lucius will kill Draco...
10th-Jul-2009 11:34 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Haha, Draco will kill Draco (and yes, Lucius too). EVERYone will see it! He'll be totally embarrassed. Oh my god, his players, the socialites his mother hangs out with, his dentist, his gardener, Olga (though she has to have got a glimpse by now living in that house) all of Lucius's friends! And Blaise will totally be even more embarrassing and be calling his name over and over again throughout the whole thing. :P Draco should sue!
10th-Jul-2009 11:38 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Oh wel. No one will doubt his sexual prowess. Hey, he'll get winks from it. It got rid of his stuffy image :P
10th-Jul-2009 11:41 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Atta boy Draco, look at the bright side. :) It should be the last time Blaise ever calls Draco a prude.
10th-Jul-2009 11:43 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Look at him, being optimistic. And ha, that makes him happy, that used to drive him mad :D
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