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Draco Malfoy's Diary
Musings of a Teenage Genius...
My So-called Therapist 
8th-Jul-2009 10:01 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
Parvati fucking Patil. My mother said she'd hired someone competent, not a gossiping troll. And as for her methods... she's a dirty bitch, wanting us to show her our routine, like we're performing monkeys. And there is nothing wrong with how I view sex with Blaise. Stupid little wench, how dare she presume that I can't rip his clothes off because I respect 'the mother of my children' too much.

Psychobabble bullshit. I refuse to listen.
Comments 
10th-Jul-2009 09:33 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Awww, who knows! It's a lottery of emotion! Draco'll have a little cry. He's never the crying type. He feels so bad :D He'll sniff and look pitiful and beg for forgiveness.

Parvati has her work cut out but I think she can do it :P
10th-Jul-2009 10:46 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Aww, Blaise never could resist a sad apologetic Draco. Draco won't have to beg for long, Blaise will forgive him right away. But not before saying a few mean snarky things I'm sure!

I think she can! I think after everything goes down, those two will do whatever she says.
10th-Jul-2009 10:58 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Draco'll be quiet and let him scream and yell :P

Yes, they'll be so damn good for her. :D
10th-Jul-2009 11:04 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Heh, Blaise will give up sooner than later, i imagine. Draco's gonna get off so easy this time! But of course he always does, that sly minx. :P

Well, at least she can't say her job is boring. :) (Does she really eventually get to watch them have sex???)
10th-Jul-2009 11:12 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Ha, Blaise was naughty too but Draco knows his is a lot worse.

Oh, that'll be her payment :D
10th-Jul-2009 11:16 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Blaise will totally feel guilty too, but try to cover it up by using that excuse! Maybe Draco will go dancing with Blaise now! In public! :D


Ah, the life of a therapist. Wait, is that even legal? :P I'm sure they'll put on an especially good show if they're happy with her services.
10th-Jul-2009 11:20 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Ha, he will dance with him :D

Oh, it's totally illegal but she is a dirty bitch :D She'll lean forward and watch.
10th-Jul-2009 11:24 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
I'd say he probably shouldn't ever let Blaise go dancing by himself again. :D

She should totally record it and sell copies on the internet.
10th-Jul-2009 11:26 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Oh he won't! :P

Lucius will kill Draco...
10th-Jul-2009 11:34 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Haha, Draco will kill Draco (and yes, Lucius too). EVERYone will see it! He'll be totally embarrassed. Oh my god, his players, the socialites his mother hangs out with, his dentist, his gardener, Olga (though she has to have got a glimpse by now living in that house) all of Lucius's friends! And Blaise will totally be even more embarrassing and be calling his name over and over again throughout the whole thing. :P Draco should sue!
10th-Jul-2009 11:38 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Oh wel. No one will doubt his sexual prowess. Hey, he'll get winks from it. It got rid of his stuffy image :P
10th-Jul-2009 11:41 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Atta boy Draco, look at the bright side. :) It should be the last time Blaise ever calls Draco a prude.
10th-Jul-2009 11:43 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Look at him, being optimistic. And ha, that makes him happy, that used to drive him mad :D
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