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You're going to pay for this, Weasley, mark my words. No one hexes… 
15th-Aug-2009 05:24 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
You're going to pay for this, Weasley, mark my words. No one hexes Draco Malfoy and gets away with it, especially a poor nobody like you.

Watch your back.
15th-Aug-2009 04:40 pm (UTC)
... what??? Weasley hexed you?? WHY??? What did you do to him???
15th-Aug-2009 04:44 pm (UTC)
Not that Weasley! His BITCH sister! My fingers... they're bleeding all over my keyboard... oh, I'm lightheaded.. Blaise, do something!
15th-Aug-2009 04:45 pm (UTC)

i'm comning!!! I'm comign!! I'll take you to the hos[ital!!!!!
15th-Aug-2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
I... fainting now...
15th-Aug-2009 04:58 pm (UTC)
... I'm here!!!
15th-Aug-2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
Can't talk... am unconscious...
15th-Aug-2009 05:06 pm (UTC)
I know darling. It's okay, don't talk, save your energy. I'm taking you now. You'll be fine!

God, this is so fucking typical.
15th-Aug-2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Blaise... my limbs are going to fall off... :(
15th-Aug-2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
No, oh no.. I'll take care of you! :( Just, don't move, like the doctor told you. Just ask if you need anything. Do you need me to get you some more salve? Oh, my poor Drackie... :(
15th-Aug-2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
I didn't like that healer. He prodded me and made me wear an ugly gown. I want him fired :(
15th-Aug-2009 05:42 pm (UTC)
I'll tell the managment, alright, darling? :) I'm sure they'll fire him right away, what with the amount of money your father has put into that place.

(I thought the gown was cute though)

Anything else?
15th-Aug-2009 08:12 pm (UTC)
The gown was paisley and clashed with my hair and my entire body is sore and I look like I have tentacles. I'm a monster, I don't want the children seeing how hideous I am.
15th-Aug-2009 08:29 pm (UTC)
I won't bring the children in, don't worry. :) I'll just tell them you're on a business trip.

It wasn't a pretty gown, but that still doesn't change the fact that you were cute in it. That's the only good thing about you going to the hospital so much, getting to see you in those gowns.

I'm sorry your body is sore, darling. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
15th-Aug-2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
Oh stop it, you big puss. You aren't bleeding. Perhaps you should watch your mouth and think before you speak next time.
15th-Aug-2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
What do you think happens to boils when they pop, you flea-infested mutant?
15th-Aug-2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
What did you say to her?
15th-Aug-2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
I don't remember! It certainly didn't warrant this. I've said worse, I wasn't even trying!
15th-Aug-2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
I'm sure it wasn't anything bad enough to get hexed. We're adults, hexing someone like this over some insult or another is so immature.

I really think we ought to sue. People can't just go around doing whatever they want! Look at your poor skin. :(
15th-Aug-2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
And go against Harry Potter's wife? I'm still hated by half the press, it's not a good move for my PR.
15th-Aug-2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
But she viciously attacked you! She can't just get away with it! What do we do? :(

Why does half the press hate you?
15th-Aug-2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
I told you. I'll get her. In my own way. I'm not forgetting this.

Your poems, Blaise. They still have a huge following.
15th-Aug-2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
But I want to get her too! >:( No one gets to hurt my Drackie and get away with it. Has everyone forgotten what happened to Finnigan? Or those snakenappers? Or that one Bulgarian fool and his cronies? I don't understand how anyone could possibly still think it's okay to hex you!

But my poetry was about how much I love you...
15th-Aug-2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
They're all bastards, that's why they do it. I can't help it if I'm wonderful.

Blaise, have you read your work? Even I hate me when I read that book.
15th-Aug-2009 10:38 pm (UTC)
Maybe i can sue her myself for all this emotional distress and mental anguish I'm experiencing...

Oh, Draco... you read my book? :D

Why? It doesn't make me hate you... I just wrote about how adorable you are when you're doing all those awful things you do, and how much I love you when you're torturing house elves and mudbloods and such... I only had good things to say about you! Why would anyone hate you because of that...? The critics called it an 'insolent loveletter'!
15th-Aug-2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
P.S. you are so cute.
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