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I cannot believe that once again I have been kidnapped out of a… 
17th-Aug-2009 04:55 pm
What Did You Just Say?
I cannot believe that once again I have been kidnapped out of a bloody hospital. Not only is my entire body itching me like mad but now we've got Pansy unconscious and bundled upstairs and you just KNOW the minute she wakes up, she's going to hex us both.

And where is my dinner?! I swear to Circe, if I have to kill Knobbly one more time...
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17th-Aug-2009 04:17 pm (UTC)
Shhh.
17th-Aug-2009 04:24 pm (UTC)
Don't you DARE 'shhh' me! This is all your fault! You're always dragging me into insane adventures and I am not pleased. Do I look like a Gryffindor?!
17th-Aug-2009 04:51 pm (UTC)
You love insane adventures! You're the one who normally drags me into them!

Oh calm down. No one is torturing you, you're not dying.

I have your dinner ready, but if you don't stop this nonsense, you're not getting it!
17th-Aug-2009 04:58 pm (UTC)
What the- you can't just withhold my dinner like I'm a crup!
17th-Aug-2009 05:21 pm (UTC)
Why would anyone withhold dinner from a crup?? What are you on about now?

I can do whatever I like, I'm in charge around here! And naughty boys don't get their DINNER!
17th-Aug-2009 05:30 pm (UTC)
Blaise, give me my dinner. I'm sick and have a heart problem.
17th-Aug-2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
Are you going to be good?

You're not going to die just 'cause you miss one meal.

In any case, you'll get your dinner, lover. :) Is my poor Drackie hungry?
17th-Aug-2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
P.S...



Shhhhhh.
17th-Aug-2009 04:48 pm (UTC)
And she's going to hex you, not me. I saved her life. You called her a ho.
17th-Aug-2009 04:59 pm (UTC)
Hex me? She and I had a moment on that bridge. Sure, she screeched that she hated me but there was a lot of love behind that hate. And who can blame her - hating me is so difficult to do.
17th-Aug-2009 05:19 pm (UTC)
Oh sure, you had a 'moment'. Well, I am a hero, nobody can hex me. She has to hex one of us, and it's going to be you!
17th-Aug-2009 07:50 pm (UTC)
We did so have a moment. Telling me that she was never good enough for me and that she loved me ever since we were little, it was a worthy of one of your muggle filims.

Of course, it made me feel like shit, which is a foreign feeling to me. I don't think I ever picked people over her...
17th-Aug-2009 08:02 pm (UTC)
She only said all that because she thought she was gonna top herself!

You picked me over her, Draco. In a way, you did kind of pick Weasley over her before. And look at you two now... you're best pals with Harry and don't even talk to her anymore.

And... yes, she slept with me.... but don't you remember she slept with you too back when you were in prison. The fact is, she is always there for both of us over anyone else in her life and in turn is getting a raw deal out of it because both you and I care about nobody but ourselves. She deserves better than us.
17th-Aug-2009 08:08 pm (UTC)
Well... we're looking after her now, aren't we? I had Knobbly make all her favourite foods, I made sure the suite was decorated in that green she likes, I sent Weasley a scathing Howler and insulted his manhood and cursed his general existence...
17th-Aug-2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
Oh, Drackie.. you're so sweet. She's still going to kill us after she wakes up though.
18th-Aug-2009 01:25 am (UTC)
How's the complexion, Draco?
18th-Aug-2009 07:25 am (UTC)
Fuck you, you insecure hag. Just because you can't please your husband doesn't mean you should take it out on those of us who are actually good at it.
18th-Aug-2009 08:58 am (UTC)
Draco, I'm reporting it. This is beyond intolerable. Fine if she hexed you because you were running your mouth off, but because her stupid slut husband decided to take advantage of you??? That is NOT fucking on.

I'm reporting that shit, and I've already told a friend at the prophet about it, they're just waiting on my okay to take it to print. And then after it gets processed and she gets cited, then I'm going to fucking sue her in a civil court. And then I'm going to fucking kill her cat and feed it to her. Okay, I won't kill her cat, but I'll fucking wish I could!

I know you don't want a hoopla and think the press hates you, but they LOVE me and I am going to fucking make sure they realise just what happened here.

That fucking crazy bitch and her fucking traitor slut husband are going to pay. They have no right to interfere in our lives like this. If she wanted to hex someone, she should have kept it in the family and hexed him. She should have slapped you and hexed the shit out of him.

What she did was wrong.


[mug]

NO ONE MESSES WITH BLAISE OMG!!!!
18th-Aug-2009 09:43 am (UTC)
Blaise, calm down. Don't worry. I have a plan in mind for her. Don't shed your hair getting anxious and angry over it. I'm not going about this in a legal route. No fucking way. The legal justice system has nothing on punishment. I'm going to make her suffer.

Now let's not think of that ginger whore and go back to taking care of Pansy.
18th-Aug-2009 10:52 am (UTC)
Okay, I'll tell my people to sit on the story then. Oh, I hope it's something AWFUL!! That bitch deserves it! She can't just hex you whenever she feels like! :( My poor Drackie.

How is Pansy? She's not speaking to me. :( I don't get it, I'm the one who saved her life, but she's talking to you!

Well, I'm happy anyway, I've been trying forever to get you two to talk!
18th-Aug-2009 11:00 am (UTC)
Don't worry, Blaise. She'll get hers. I guarantee it.

I told you we had a moment. And she's a little better, still depressed over that wanker Weasley and she's missing the girls. I told her we'd take her around there to see them.

Fucking Weasleys.
18th-Aug-2009 11:11 am (UTC)
:) Good.

>:( I want a moment too!!

Well, at least she's not trying to kill herself anymore. Or so she's trying to make us think!

When are we going to take her. I think she'll feel so much better when she sees them. I haven't seen them in a while too, since it would endanger my life to go over there. You've been there, Draco... have you talked to Weasley? What's he saying? Did he really not ask after Pansy?

I agree. I can't believe I used to think they were alright when given the chance. Apparently given the chance, they're assholes.
18th-Aug-2009 05:50 pm (UTC) - [Mug]
omg, now I'm curious and fearful!
18th-Aug-2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
I am speaking, Blaise. Right now. I want you to come with me to see my girls. Will you do that? I need someone behind me.
19th-Aug-2009 07:00 am (UTC)
:D Of course I will! That's what I've been saying all along! :D :D :D
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