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Musings of a Teenage Genius...
My So-called Therapist 
8th-Jul-2009 10:01 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
Parvati fucking Patil. My mother said she'd hired someone competent, not a gossiping troll. And as for her methods... she's a dirty bitch, wanting us to show her our routine, like we're performing monkeys. And there is nothing wrong with how I view sex with Blaise. Stupid little wench, how dare she presume that I can't rip his clothes off because I respect 'the mother of my children' too much.

Psychobabble bullshit. I refuse to listen.
9th-Jul-2009 09:49 am (UTC)
Maybe that's how it's supposed to work! Maybe she'll talk to you later. I see no reason why she'd want to only hear from me. Maybe if you wouldn't glare at her the entire time, she'd ask you a question or two! What do you mean you're going to have to get nasty? Draco, I swear, if you get us kicked out of another office...

You just don't want to have sex with me, period! She's a professional and she's trying to help us! I can't believe this, we finally get the help we need and now you're refusing to even do what she says! Or maybe you just </i>can't</i>.

What are you talking about. Of course Scarlett is not just like me. Neither one of us is pure and good! You seem to have forgotten the tantrum she threw two days ago over the pineapple. You've never been this tired before.
9th-Jul-2009 09:58 am (UTC)
What do I care if I get kicked out. If she's ridiculous enough to be affected by what I say, she's a lousy therapist as it is.

How dare you question my manly prowess! I could sex you up right on her desk!

She's SO precious when she screams and throws things...
9th-Jul-2009 10:04 am (UTC)
Well... I guess that's true enough....

Oh yes, that's why you're making up every excuse you can find to get out of it. I'm sure you're so capable. Or are you going to tell me it's me. If it's me, you'd better just tell me, she's going to figure it out anyway, that's her job.

... this is completely not what we're talking about at all!
9th-Jul-2009 10:12 am (UTC)
Exactly. I'm always right about these things.

RIGHT. Next session, I'm having you on her desk.

And she goes so pink and when she sobs and puts out her arms, expecting love even when she's being a naughty madam.
9th-Jul-2009 10:23 am (UTC)
Well, not always.

Ha, I'll believe that when I see it. I know how this is going to turn out. You'll be all bravado on the way there and then when she gets there and we get down to business you'll start on about 'privacy' and your 'rights and family diginity' and get all surly again and end up doing nothing. Hmm, why does that sound so familiar.

Really. A naughty madam. I can't say I see the attraction.
9th-Jul-2009 10:25 am (UTC)


And the way her cute bottom lip curls and she tries to tag along with the boys but they won't let her... my darling little girl.
9th-Jul-2009 10:30 am (UTC)

You know what, I am SO certain that you're not even going to manage to get my clothes off, that I'm going to wear my most embarrassing piece of underwear that day.

I'm sure there are other people more interested in hearing all this, if you're planning to keep going on.
9th-Jul-2009 10:36 am (UTC)

... underwear? In front of Parvati Patil? Are you MAD? I don't want that whore looking at what's mine.

Don't you love your daughter? She's such a gift...
9th-Jul-2009 10:43 am (UTC)
No, Draco.

... Draco I'm not sure what you had imagined shagging me on Parvati's desk would entail...

I love my daughter, but I don't feel the need to talk about her every moment of the day, most especially when I'm trying to talk to my husband about our (non-existant) sex life.
9th-Jul-2009 10:52 am (UTC)
Yes, Blaise.

When I shag you on her desk (repeatedly), I'll be on top of you and she'll see in graphic detail that you're mine.

.. but she's so amazing.
9th-Jul-2009 11:03 am (UTC)
No. Stop.

She knows that I'm yours, Draco. She's the one trying to make sure it stays that way.

9th-Jul-2009 11:05 am (UTC)
Yes. You first.

No she isn't. She's a skanky, foreign little prostitute and she better keep her hands off you.
9th-Jul-2009 11:11 am (UTC)

She can't do anything with me, she'd lose her job! Besides, she knows I love you, and that I want to be with you, why else would we be talking to her!

I don't want you to do me on her desk. It's wrong and that's private and you wouldn't do it to fix our problems but you'd do it just to show off and you're not even trying to make any of this work! You're not taking it seriously at all! All you can talk about is our stupid therapist's stupid curry and rice heritage and her stupid slut sister!
9th-Jul-2009 11:23 am (UTC)
Do you love me? I don't even know anymore.

I'm the one who booked this, how could I not be serious?
9th-Jul-2009 11:29 am (UTC)
What makes you think I don't? How can you even say that.

You don't sound serious. Everything she's said you've dismissed. You refuse every bit of advice she gives us... why are we even going if you're just going to... be like that!
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