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Draco Malfoy's Diary
Musings of a Teenage Genius...
My So-called Therapist 
8th-Jul-2009 10:01 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
Parvati fucking Patil. My mother said she'd hired someone competent, not a gossiping troll. And as for her methods... she's a dirty bitch, wanting us to show her our routine, like we're performing monkeys. And there is nothing wrong with how I view sex with Blaise. Stupid little wench, how dare she presume that I can't rip his clothes off because I respect 'the mother of my children' too much.

Psychobabble bullshit. I refuse to listen.
9th-Jul-2009 10:31 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
There'd be a great deal of murdering going on between a great many people.
9th-Jul-2009 10:33 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Yes... Merlin's arse, when did everything get so complicated?
9th-Jul-2009 10:35 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
A long, long time ago.

So...are you still free tomorrow while they're gone to go dance? Or are they still going to dance?
9th-Jul-2009 10:39 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
I should probably go... make an effort, like you said. Fuck, I loathe community dancing. I can just imagine old people with bad hips and beginners with no rhythm.

Funny how bad a dancer you are considering what you can do with that pelvis of yours.

You know, we should probably stop doing this. Some time. I feel like I should feel guilty.
9th-Jul-2009 10:41 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Oh. Yeah. I did say that, didn't I. Well, what the hell is wrong with me?

Ha, ha. Dancing is different from sex, I don't see how the two are even related.

Yeah...yeah, me too. It'd be best if we just quit.
9th-Jul-2009 10:45 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
You obviously want to save my marriage. The irony hurts my teeth.

Oh, they're very alike. I'll have to show you some time, save the next unfortunate soul you dance with from bruised feet.

Yes. We should really.

But should doesn't mean we will.
9th-Jul-2009 10:53 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Yes. I'm just that giving.

I don't know why you're complaining, it's not like you and I ever dance together.

...shame on us.
9th-Jul-2009 10:57 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Well, you are Harry Potter.

That sounds like a terrifying challenge.

.. he'll seriously freak out if he finds out. There's a reason I didn't tell him the first time. It's just.. different with you. There's something about you and me together that sets him off more than anything else. I don't want him hurt.
9th-Jul-2009 11:05 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
So you always remind me.

It wasn't meant to be. I don't want to dance with you, you'd be a dictator.

..yeah, I don't want him or Gin finding out. So it's best if we just...don't let that happen.
9th-Jul-2009 11:10 pm (UTC) - Re: [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
You always sound so sad when you're reminded. You're almost as cool as me.

You need someone to whip you into shape.

...right. Good, great. No telling Blaise.
9th-Jul-2009 11:12 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Sometimes I'd like to not be Harry Potter for a while.

Yeah, no. I'm perfectly in shape.

9th-Jul-2009 11:13 pm (UTC) - Re: [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Maybe we should swap one day. Being Draco Malfoy isn't much fun either.
9th-Jul-2009 11:16 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Does that mean I'd get Blaise and your kids and you'd get Ginny and mine?
9th-Jul-2009 11:17 pm (UTC) - Re: [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
Ginny? And me? Excuse me while I laugh myself silly.
9th-Jul-2009 11:18 pm (UTC) - [*charmed for Draco and Harry only*]
You're right, she'd have killed you within two hours.
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