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Musings of a Teenage Genius...
My So-called Therapist 
8th-Jul-2009 10:01 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
Parvati fucking Patil. My mother said she'd hired someone competent, not a gossiping troll. And as for her methods... she's a dirty bitch, wanting us to show her our routine, like we're performing monkeys. And there is nothing wrong with how I view sex with Blaise. Stupid little wench, how dare she presume that I can't rip his clothes off because I respect 'the mother of my children' too much.

Psychobabble bullshit. I refuse to listen.
10th-Jul-2009 03:49 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Hahaha!!! Just when I think I have everything figured out, something like this pops up! It's like reading a suspense novel, but with a bigger surprise ending than all others! I get palpitations! :D

Wait... so wait... what is going on here??? I'm past the shock, into a state of confusion! (I think i skipped over denial.. or does that come later?)
10th-Jul-2009 03:54 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Palpitations? LOL

Oh, well, I think Harry and Draco are getting off sometimes after work. I believe that's what Tas and I decided on. Unless you want to kill us, in which case the whooooole thing can be deleted. ;)
10th-Jul-2009 03:58 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Aha!!!! I knew it!!!! (I didn't really, but obviously! No body could work that closely with Harry and not end up sleeping with him!)

Blaise gets to find out, yes??? In a fun and fabulous way that we have not done before already??? :D
10th-Jul-2009 04:00 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
What fun and fabulous way would you suggest? LOL. I can't imagine Tasy saying no, after all, Draco gets to find out about B/P.

Oh, these people are so depraved. Next we'll find out that Ginny and Hermione have been doin' it. (They haven't)
10th-Jul-2009 04:06 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
I don't know!! Something new and creative! We've already done the Walk In. And the Cheater telling. And the Cheater's partner blabbing. And the Discovery of Leftover Evidence. What else can we do?

Hahaha!! I was about to get very excited!
10th-Jul-2009 04:08 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
You're right...short of it being written in the sky with an airplane, it's hard to think of a new inventive way for Blaise to find out..

This bears some thinking..
10th-Jul-2009 04:55 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Any ideas yet? :D

You'd think I'd have some by now, I've been thinking about it non-stop. Haha, who could we get to write it in the sky with a plane? :P

In lieu of ideas for Blaise finding out... more complaining! Oh my god, I cannot believe Harry! He's Blaise's mistress, not Draco's! What is the meaning of this! And Blaise was just beginning to reevaluate his opinion of Mr Potter too! :P
10th-Jul-2009 04:58 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Wait, Tasy, is Draco still gonna be all 'woe is me, it's totally my own neglectful self's fault that my hubby cheated on me' after he walks in on them? Even with these new developments?
10th-Jul-2009 06:23 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
No! Draco's neglectfulness turns into his "Oh my god, I was sleeping with Potter while he was sleeping with Pansy, I started this, what the hell is the matter with me..."

I vote that Blaise breaks into Parvati's office and listens to her one on one pensieve sessions with Draco XD She made Draco put his dirty Harry memories in there so he could start a new with Blaise.

"You're not sleeping with Blaise because the guilt of being with Harry is eating you up, and you worry he can somehow smell Harry on you. Yet you only sleep with Harry when Blaise is dancing and doing something you can't involve yourself in. It's a vicious circle. You have to finish this and come clean before this rots away at your marriage."

She's a good therapist really :P
10th-Jul-2009 08:46 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
When did he start sleeping with Potter? :O I hear it's one of those staying late working overtime at the office relationships. ;P

Oh my god, Blaise will go into shock seeing all that! He'll be completely incapable of speech, or breathing for that matter. He'll sit there quietly and watch all these memories and then it will hit him just exactly what he's seeing and he'll totally pass out. Oh my god, it's Blaise's walk in and pass out moment! He gets one too!!! :D :D :D

But yes, Blaise will totally break into Parvati's office. After Draco finds out about him and Pansy, he'll be all worried about Draco's mental state and feel all guilty and he'll break in to see if there's any intel. on how Draco really feels.

Oh my god, Blaise totally used to be able to smell Harry on Draco! :P He's forgotten how by now though, Draco stressed needlessly! Aww, poor paranoid boy.

She IS good! :D Who knew!
10th-Jul-2009 08:56 am (UTC) - Re: [mug]
When Blaise and Pans started their dance lessons! See, D/B are so in sync now they cheat at the same time!

Oh, Draco'll DIE Blaise knows. He was feeling so guilty, he's not an accomplished cheater :P And poor Blaise, having to see that! blaise is probably more sussed because Draco's not angry, just in shock. :) He'll not want to tell Blaise and will just be all, "It's okay, I forgive you, let's forget this okay - everything?" and want to start over. But alas! :D

Shame, their date would have been promising!
16th-Jul-2009 05:26 pm (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Are you sure they haven't?

...ignore me, I am so lost and have no idea as to what's gone on lately that I don't know what's what XD
16th-Jul-2009 05:57 pm (UTC) - Re: [mug]
BAHAHAHAHAHa. Oh, hi! lol.

Same old, same old, everyone's cheating on everyone else. What else is new? XD
16th-Jul-2009 06:09 pm (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Bwhahaha...but...omg, how old are the children? I have lost track! :))
16th-Jul-2009 06:16 pm (UTC) - Re: [mug]
Uhhhh...hold on, I have to do math, this is hard!

Ok, the twins are two and a couple months. O_O time flies
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