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You're going to pay for this, Weasley, mark my words. No one hexes… 
15th-Aug-2009 05:24 pm
Tall Blond and Handsome
You're going to pay for this, Weasley, mark my words. No one hexes Draco Malfoy and gets away with it, especially a poor nobody like you.

Watch your back.
15th-Aug-2009 04:40 pm (UTC)
... what??? Weasley hexed you?? WHY??? What did you do to him???
15th-Aug-2009 04:44 pm (UTC)
Not that Weasley! His BITCH sister! My fingers... they're bleeding all over my keyboard... oh, I'm lightheaded.. Blaise, do something!
15th-Aug-2009 04:45 pm (UTC)

i'm comning!!! I'm comign!! I'll take you to the hos[ital!!!!!
15th-Aug-2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
I... fainting now...
15th-Aug-2009 04:58 pm (UTC)
... I'm here!!!
15th-Aug-2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
Can't talk... am unconscious...
15th-Aug-2009 05:06 pm (UTC)
I know darling. It's okay, don't talk, save your energy. I'm taking you now. You'll be fine!

God, this is so fucking typical.
15th-Aug-2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Blaise... my limbs are going to fall off... :(
15th-Aug-2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
Oh stop it, you big puss. You aren't bleeding. Perhaps you should watch your mouth and think before you speak next time.
15th-Aug-2009 08:15 pm (UTC)
What do you think happens to boils when they pop, you flea-infested mutant?
15th-Aug-2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
What did you say to her?
15th-Aug-2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
I don't remember! It certainly didn't warrant this. I've said worse, I wasn't even trying!
15th-Aug-2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
I'm sure it wasn't anything bad enough to get hexed. We're adults, hexing someone like this over some insult or another is so immature.

I really think we ought to sue. People can't just go around doing whatever they want! Look at your poor skin. :(
15th-Aug-2009 09:54 pm (UTC)
And go against Harry Potter's wife? I'm still hated by half the press, it's not a good move for my PR.
15th-Aug-2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
P.S. you are so cute.
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