Draco Malfoy's Diary

Musings of a Teenage Genius...

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Draco Valerie Malfoy
19 December 1984
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i'm in slytherin!

be sorted @ nimbo.net

Father insisted, rather forcefully, that I start one of these vile muggle things, or he'll wallop me around the head with that infernal stick of his and marry me off to Goyle. So here I am.

To begin the introductions, I am Draco Malfoy and I am a Wizard. What was that? Wizards don't exist? Just keep talking Muggle and you'll be the one who ceases to exist.

I've finally graduated from that muggle hellhole they called a school and have set up several successful (as if they could be anything else) businesses - most of which involve knitting and baking - YES, baking. Don't question me.

I'm also the manager of the England Squad and former manager of the Chudley Cannons (who consequently won the league during my fabulous reign). Yes, my talents know no bounds.

Anyway, that's all I care to share right now.

Now go away before I hex you.

i'm in slytherin!

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